It all justifies.

Luck does play a part. You may be brilliant or even dumb, but when Lady Luck starts favouring you, even that fella you always thought who was a loser may end up in a much better state than you are.

Betting; you can ride on statistics, by logic, you never lose. But when bad luck comes into play, the streaks you bet opposite can even go further than your lil brother can go at full length!

Job; you may have the same qualification as your peer, but you never get shortlisted for the vacant job that your peer is doing. And you know what? That peer may even know nuts to begin with!

Love; if luck runs out at a rate faster than you can pee, then you'll probably end up meeting girls not worthy of your attention despite your already lowered standards. Wait if its that bad, even the foreign bride wouldnt want your S$10k!

On a last note? You can do whatever you want, but if luck wants to thwart you, you might as well let down that pants of yours and let it fug your arse. Perhaps you'll see a change of fortune after a sodomy session.

Questions probably even God cant answer:

1. Why am I attracted to dumb fucks?
2. Why did I ask a dumb fuck out?
3. If attraction laws apply, am I a smart fuck?

Worthy mentions of the week:

Ludwig sent me a postcard. Pretty corny especially the drawing of that soccer ball ROFL. He's probably getting jiggy with his really hot room-mates as I blog.

Iggy SMSed me, "day of reckoning is here. course starts 31st July." He's apprehensive about being a teacher. So I told him, have fun with the babes first, prospects take the back seat. And he was like, "YEA YEA haha." TIKO BASTARD! HAHAHA

Fab went OCS. And he smsed me saying it was boring. Well its not boring when you're in the mud, sleeping outdoors while im in my bed cozing up to my bolster, covered with kilts in an air conditioned room!

Liverpool trashed birmingham 7-0. Good for the kop, but u're still going to finish behind man u in the league trophyless. Remember, the red devils pwnz joo!

What do you call someone who's addicted to blogging? Blogpho. A deriative I coined from nympho. Elsa falls into both categories anyway.

I wonder how friday's going to turn out. She's very excited and looking forward to it. I think she likes me, and i think im reciprocating it. Its all better than Chris**** urgh; virgin bitch! Its really bad, coz even old man Paul wouldnt want to fuck her too! So there!