Total Coolness
So what do you get from a christian girl school? Quite the opposite from a lets say a percieved generalisation.
You just get a bunch of highly charged testerones-laded middle aged guys. Imaging being suppressed sexually and one day its just explodes. ROARRR. You get the drift...
The cast:
1. Rashid. This melayu joker talks more cock than you can ever imagine. Besides alerting me to the potential sugar mummies in IJ... *ahem coughs* Joe *coughs* Teo... to asking me "Eh where the chee hong kia aka Paul?" to dumb silly stories on his encounters with students with BO LOL.
2. Hamdan. This bugger works hand in hand with Rashid. Always acting saint haha, and always accsusing me of having an affair with Joe Teo.
3. Paul Tan. One hell of a nice guy lah. Telling me stories of his younger days on how many girls he did with including malay, indian. Always buying me lunch and whenever I try to return the favour, an incident of occurance ratio 3 : 5 will end up as of the following; "Mark ah, you want to treat me, your money better be more than mine", out comes his stacks of $50 versus my few red dollar notes -_-.
4. Francis. Biggest sinner. Do not be fooled by his soft spokenness and his piousness. If there's something to offset it, it is his wild imagination of his dream fantasy with Annabel Chow. Always smoking the teachers and directing to them to me. Notable hyperboles include, "the laptop LCD screen's frequency differs from the projector, thats why cannot display."
One word - Lanjiao!
However I still love them :)
On a side note, the christine saga has died. It did give me some surreal peace; the job workload disrupted it. She claims she's attached with a teacher. A list of male farts comes to my mind - Alvin? Nah, he's into Stella. Teh? Old enough to be daddy. Timothy? Married. Bernard? Maybe. Stanley? Ranks the same as Teh.
Whats left? Only for me to call her bluff. Starrain? Big Cannon Fairy is more apt. ROFL
ps: Starrain's Christine's pseudonym/nick, Big cannon Fairy is the English translated of the famous hokkien dialect Dua Pao Xian.
You just get a bunch of highly charged testerones-laded middle aged guys. Imaging being suppressed sexually and one day its just explodes. ROARRR. You get the drift...
The cast:
1. Rashid. This melayu joker talks more cock than you can ever imagine. Besides alerting me to the potential sugar mummies in IJ... *ahem coughs* Joe *coughs* Teo... to asking me "Eh where the chee hong kia aka Paul?" to dumb silly stories on his encounters with students with BO LOL.
2. Hamdan. This bugger works hand in hand with Rashid. Always acting saint haha, and always accsusing me of having an affair with Joe Teo.
3. Paul Tan. One hell of a nice guy lah. Telling me stories of his younger days on how many girls he did with including malay, indian. Always buying me lunch and whenever I try to return the favour, an incident of occurance ratio 3 : 5 will end up as of the following; "Mark ah, you want to treat me, your money better be more than mine", out comes his stacks of $50 versus my few red dollar notes -_-.
4. Francis. Biggest sinner. Do not be fooled by his soft spokenness and his piousness. If there's something to offset it, it is his wild imagination of his dream fantasy with Annabel Chow. Always smoking the teachers and directing to them to me. Notable hyperboles include, "the laptop LCD screen's frequency differs from the projector, thats why cannot display."
One word - Lanjiao!
However I still love them :)
On a side note, the christine saga has died. It did give me some surreal peace; the job workload disrupted it. She claims she's attached with a teacher. A list of male farts comes to my mind - Alvin? Nah, he's into Stella. Teh? Old enough to be daddy. Timothy? Married. Bernard? Maybe. Stanley? Ranks the same as Teh.
Whats left? Only for me to call her bluff. Starrain? Big Cannon Fairy is more apt. ROFL
ps: Starrain's Christine's pseudonym/nick, Big cannon Fairy is the English translated of the famous hokkien dialect Dua Pao Xian.
3 Comments:
rude. super duper rude. what would happen if these people saw this post?
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Anonymous, At
3/24/2007 9:23 AM
you are an idoit how dare you insult my teacher go to hell la you fish you lol!!!!!!!
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Anonymous, At
6/12/2007 5:01 PM
you say others what bout yourself do you think saying this would make perople think you are cool no they would look down on you alvin tang at least is much more better than you what wrong with timonthy jiow getting married is it part of your busness i advise you to stop all the nonese all i would hand you over to the people busy body and stupid idoitic ganger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hope you go to hell F you Sucker byi felt like pukng like you very good mah????Think bvout it yourself...........
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6/12/2007 5:05 PM
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