Bitch of the week

First and unprecedented to mark yang in IJ goes to Ms TPY. Demanding and not even a word of thanks. Even if there was, you could feel the tint of insincerity in it.

Its pretty unlikely because of PMS, because based on my estimation, she's probably late 40s or early50s, so what now? Menstruation? Yea like fuck no, hello the more apt one would be menop-a-u-s-e. I believe the so called 'bad blood' we had started way back when i reformatted that bloody slow aging compaq. It was horrendous to begin with because after that horrid format, her laptop was infected with virus. Well as the normal stimulus felt to any normal being was "WTF?!". And it wasnt even connected to the LAN!

With that said, I couldnt waste anymore time redoing; took me blinkin 2 hours. I returned that laptop offering my sincere apologies. And somehow, there was an IT savvy person in her household who could reformat for her. So well, thats that.

Then the real blood started boiling yesterday, when she questioned me why I couldnt issue her a new laptop. The excuse I gave was, "I'm sorting out the inventory currently, so as of now, all loaning of IT equipment would be on hold." With the boldness of the lion, she retorted back, telling me off that it was just a simple matter of giving her the laptop and signing the loan form.

Well miss Tan aka virgin hag, when equipment are not properly accounted for, no fool will permit any outgoing movement of any. Its the basic unspoken rule of logistics. Where i do not deny, indeed it is as easy as your first three alphabets for the consumer side, inventory accountability and management's a bitch especially when it's in a mess. In fact, any seasoned logistic fellow will attest to that.

Apparently starters on the menu wasnt enough for me, I got nicely served by an entree dished by her. This time, it was the installation of the chinese software. I mean what's wrong with Hanvision? People get spoilt all the time, and mandarin bitches like her aint no exception. She then asks me to install some software that the mandarin department bought. Well the IFASS* form paid by the school showed otherwise. To sum up, with that gay ass software, it is able to convert your chinese speech into words. If you wondered that limitations stops there, well... NO! It too is able to convert the strokes you 'write' on the pad. Softwares like this takes at least 15mins to install, and to be honest, I have more important tasks at hand. So i just gave her the liberty to install with administrator access.

Then her new laptop starts to fuck up, (Yes i finally decided to issue it to her to keep that cheebye mouth of her SHUT as Paul likes to put it always). The screen started to fade in and out upon moving the mouse cursor. After a little prognosis, only her personal account had this problem whereas the others were normal. Talk about jinxed. She started stuffing her own deductions on me, telling me, its probably the Hanvision that I installed, which invoked a conflict with her other chinese software.

Well like yo, smarty pants. If there was a conflict with the softwares, all the accounts in the laptop would have had the same teething problem and its obviously some transfer or some itchy fingers of messing around with administrator access that screwed it up. So I just told her, I would look into it later while attending to another teacher. An hour later, she comes back and starts creeping on to me and kept quizzing me why her laptop was in such a state. I gave her my side of the conclusion and she kept arguing it wasnt the case. For the nth time, I told her, I would look into it. And when i finally attended to her, I realised she deleted that account. Ooh, my blood really boiled! I mean firstly who are you to decide whether to delete that account? Hello, Im the administrator and I decide whats the best course of action, and not you hag! I mean when the computers fuck up, who solves them, certainly aint you smart aleck, its ME dammit.

She started saying it wasnt a big deal because you can re add a user in the user account. Well, Ms-you-think-you-know-it-all, when your computer is registered to the network, you are restricted from adding any more users locally.

If I thought that was the last I heard from her, she comes to me today while I was setting some profiling on the computers, telling me if I installed the chinese capability on the machines. I said no, and then she started questioning me and tells me that I should install it so that the students can write in chinese. Goodness, she even had the CHEEK to tell me that its easy to add and even commanded me what to do to get that chinese aspect installed. She said she was part of the IT department and that she has a say on what should be installed and what not.

Well firstly Miss Tan, a big fuck you to you. I do not take orders from you, I only take orders from the big 4 and Janny(My HOD). And in fact, never once they have bossed me around. Yes, on the contrary, they all love me especially Mrs Mathews/Mrs Eugenia Wee:). They have absolute trust in me, and always seeking a second opinion from me regarding IT matters. If I ever did take an order from anybody else, it's purely goodwill on my part and not an entitlement for anyone.

Doesnt mean you're a lil' tech savvy and have a thing for customisation of your personal PC, warrants the right that you think you know what's good for the system. Fancy talking big in front of the IT guy, I mean, just TRY doing my role for one day, I bet you'll be peeing in your smelly over-sized loosed cotton dulled coloured panties when shit happens.

I handle inventory, troubleshooting of pepetually everything from the damn hardware to your software to the network to server. On top of this, I have to liase with the main network engineers, MOE officers and HP to make sure everything is in order and running in accordance to standards.

And so again, fuck you to you again, because when you had problems, I was the one who solved them, not you. I know my stuff, you dont. Thats the difference, so shut the fuck up next time.