Ahh results

I scored a 3.75 which was decent I guess? The biggest bombshell? Crazy indian women getting CAP 5.0. Yep 3 of them.

How do you know she's the one?

When I first saw her, she was plump but she looked kinda cute. Fast forward a year later, she got a little slimmer and she still looked cute. Then came the next year, she got even slimmer and I thought she looked lovely.

Every year she undergoes a transition, and so do I. In fact, so does everyone. My liking for her grew every year while her liking for me unfortunately stagnated every year. Probably for her, there was a hike in likeness at one point, but it just fizzled out later. Everything just seems to went so wrong.

Was it lust? I could look at every other girl's rack but not hers. I was contented enough to look at her face, with my mind going blank and look like a complete idiot. I just couldn't be myself whilst being alone with her. At the back of my head, its always trying to find the right words to make a positive impression. However, the wrong words always get blabbered out instead.

What am I up to? Nothing big. Just someone who fell for you and wanted to make known his existence. Just someone who knows he can make you laugh. Just someone who knows you could be proud of. Just someone who also knew he could only do so much. He's also that very same someone who told you he gave up, when the truth was, he really didn't.

Is the situation a cul-de-sac? Seth Godin must be laughing at me now if it is because I read his book.

What happened to Mas Selamat?

Folks, we should forget about it and just move on.
After all, it takes 49 seconds to escape and 2 months to be forgotten.
Yahooo!

Just for laughs

Purportedly from the sammboymod forums.

Dear Prime Minister,

We citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!

Help the poor? Raise GST!

Help traffic flow? Up ERP!

Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!

Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!

Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!

Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU…TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao.

We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!

Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!

Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!

Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat….so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!

PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!

I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!

I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

Thank you thank you,

I am very Chin Chai One, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.


Yours sincerely,

Chin Chai One.

LOL

My team drives me up the damn wall

Its collectively as a team since 3/4 of them just simply never fail to amaze me. Its so happening, its impossible to blog it here, I just have to spill it out verbally.

Golden Beaver

WHAT is a male cleaner doing in a woman's washroom?

That what crossed Ms CSLim's mind when she saw the man in the ladies' toilet at Bukit Panjang Plaza last weekend.

Ms Lim, 55, who is in-between jobs, said: 'I had just finished using the toilet and was about to wash my hands when I suddenly realised there was someone behind me.

'I turned around and was shocked to see a male cleaner who had just come out from one of the cubicles.'

Ms Lim said at that time, another woman had been in the toilet with a small child.

'I asked the cleaner what he was doing and why he was in the toilet, but he just waved his hands to indicate that he can't speak or hear,' she said.

Ms Lim said the other woman tried to stop him from leaving, but the cleaner walked past them and went outside.

'We were both very shocked and offended,' she said. Ms Lim decided to follow him.

'I saw him pick up a plastic bucket at the entrance of the toilet and I followed him,' she said.

The full article can be read here

Now what did this Ms Lim did was quite extraordinary. She actually lodged a police report, made a complaint to the management of the shopping centre, based on her assumption that the-poor-cleaner-wasnt-carrying-any-tools-so-he-must-be-up-to-something-fishy.

It turns out later that this hearing and speech impaired man was innocent. According to CCTV flashbacks, he actually placed a cleaning sign before entering the ladies toilet. He wasnt carrying any tools because he was merely checking the flushing mechanism.

Ms Lim however, becomes overly suspicious and perhaps to a certain extend sensitive, as if the cleaner would want to peep at her wrinkled beaver or feast on her saggy boobs with his eyes.

You know what? No one's interested. Even if Ms Lim paid me to watch her nude, i rather pay her to retract that offer. And I think the poor cleaner put in that scenario would do just that, to save his appetite.