I need a break

I just am so fucking tired, (the dark circles and zits bear testamont to that) so much so i couldnt wake up for the epic match between chelski and barca.

Controversy aside, apparently barca played fluid, exciting football where messi and ronaldinho were the stars. Oh well.

Work drains!

Saturday Crunch Time!

Arguably England's two biggest rivals dug it out tonight in the FA Cup match at 2030hrs.

-Liverpool Vs Manchester United at Anfield-

It'll be one hell of a match guaranteed. I so love iggy's msn nick, its bloody ownage! "Liverpool will get bullied in Anfield" Hahahaha.

I'll walk with you, Ariff, to take the last train babe because no liverpudlian fan walk alone when they lose :P

The saga continues...KEKE

It just got uglier and a whole lot funnier. Elsa came over and insulted her subtlely over msn. She finally gets the idea and started bombarding me with hate messages at the end of the day with the parting shot, "mark, i will never for gift you"

Note: "for gift" haha.

Here's how it roughly went about. Elsa came over for a mini kopi session, and Christine started messaging "keke" which stimulated some outbursts of laugher from Elsa and me. I couldnt stand it and i think Elsa found it too cutesy coming from a what she famously says "Omg, she's gross and fucken ugly" person haha. Then Elsa started masquerading as my girlfriend Lynette. And the chat topic ranged from religion, to what our full names were so for compaitibility issues(Somehow my new name became Mark Tan Chee Koew haha; yo fab bro, no more malek aye?) to how hot Elsa was(aww somebody's ego just got inflated twice fold rofl) , to how ugly i was for Elsa and that i was not compaitible and that she should find someone else better (Yo, whatever that makes you happy Christine, i'm still not going to choose u anyway haha).

I wasnt really at scene half the time, but i guess that was the turning point when Elsa started telling her off that she isnt any better and Christine started making her sound so pitiful, that no one wants her and that she's ugly which Elsa and I just dittoed all the way haha.

Haha, then Elsa started singing and Paul and I were like her lil mini audience. And hell i was impressed by her singing and Paul started to shower her with praises. And then she decided to sign up for Singapore Idol 2006! So in the end, she registered and she's going for the audtion tomorrow!

Paul calls her the bullshit girl because she's loud and bubbly and gave her a new name due to some mishearing: Gwen HAHA. And then he handed me 50 bucks, saying its for Elsa's prep for Singapore Idol, and i was like so taken aback! Yea WTF.

So there's that! Christine hates me(Oh well, its mutual and good riddance!), Elsa got a new name; Gwen and 50 bucks!

Ludwig, Timmy and Wage are flying off next week. Will miss these fuckers man, at least I still have the faggy boys. You know who you are haha!

Im sorry but you're not the girl i was looking for

She forwards every message whenever, mostly in chinese.
She will msn me nearly everyday in the day, telling me how sian her work is, and how much she wants to quit together with me( I'm quitting come July)

"So what? Isnt that what normal friends do?" You say. The problem with me, is that I'm pretty sensitive towards such issues. I am mostly able to discern between being neutral and being liked.

It eventually becomes more apparent that I'm so right about my hunch, when i start getting personal good night messages that i'll be dreamt of and down comes another concluding message that I'll be dreamt of yet again but this time 100%. Oh yes it was stated explicitly one hundred percent!

On the contrary of feeling being happy, im actually freaked out. Because besides getting vibes from the beginning about this particular girl liking me, im getting another set telling me she's not one to fuck around with and I'm most probably right about that.

In the big mess that I'm currently sorting out, this girl may create more in the event if it turns ugly, from screwing my computers to cocking up my inventory. Thankfully for god I still have Paul. So he could aid me, by keeping watch. Thank you Mrs Matthews! (She got Paul to aid me!)

I mean in reality, i dont have really high standards, you know.

For an ideal one, physically i must be attracted to her. Secondly she's got to have some fashion sense, she's speaks well and is witty with her language, in this case English.
Im not discriminating Mandarin but seriously my vocal aspect is terrible. The last thing I want to do is to try to understand what she's saying instead.
And most importantly, we must click! It'll be dumb if I say A and she comprehends it as B.

Unfortunately, this particular girl doesnt even meet any social nor physical aspect of what i look for in a girl. Because firstly, I'm not attracted to her at all. Secondly, her dress sense is really bad; I think i pick better female clothes seriously. Thirdly, she's very mandarin oriented and in language competency wise, we are directly of the opposite. Regardless of all these, I dont exactly click with her. You have to be comfortable with someone, and I dont!

If there's any expletives to throw in, it would be totally unnecessary because there are more, much more to nitpick on. If there's anything that puts me off the most, it's the cutesy lingo that she enjoys using like, "keke", "^_~" and the emoticons that makes it so incomprehensible at times. Im just as guilty of all these but that was in the past. I grown up and apparently she hasnt.

But this really takes the slice off the cake. She actually has a certain smell! It doesnt smell like BO and fucking no, i wasnt purposely smelling her, you can just smell it esp since i dont really have a strong olfactory sense when u're right beside her. So it's pretty bad and IF thats perfume I'm smelling then I'm never EVER getting it as a gift for the opposite sex! But if thats the natural scent, then "Jesus! K thx bye!"

Throw in the age equation that she's older by 5 years, it just becomes bloody conspicuously clear, that she and me is a big no no together.

I'm just so waiting for Reica to call me again for using computers so that this time, i'll ask her about lynette if she's seeing anyone. Because if she isnt, then i'll probably ask her out!

Well it's a start.