I ma Fat Fuck

Weighed myself today. I hit 71kg haha. Considering my height hovers between 170 and 173. That slants more to the obese side, alright its mild obese! I got guard duty to do in like wat? In 7 hours time?

Sheesh, if that sucks then contracting worts suck even further. Its painful when i press against it and not to mention walk! I cant believe i actually dismissed it as an ingrown corn. Foot rot on my right foot, worts on my left foot...fuck. Heard they will put nitrous oxide and burn it off... Heard its painful...and my threshold for pain is like a big fat ZERO.
Dex told me the some of the nurses were pretty. I shall see for myself though i will leave my reservations considering his definition of pretty is pretty far fetched from mine bleah.

Had to attend this tsunami appreciation dinner cum ceremony. As usual, the awarding of certs, the bullcrap, the wayangness we have to portray. But above I got to make a confession. I was a glutton this evening. Damn the food was pretty good. Had 4 egg pratas, 2 satays, 2 plates of mee goreng, 1 bowl of meesiam and a bowl of chendol to top it up. Felt damn full and bloated.

Im telling myself i got to start on some carbo burning regime soon after my worts gets treated. Time to shed the calaries, Im supposed to look buff not fat.